Fuck Yeah Aspergers Robot

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Hello fellow aspie-heads.

I made this blog to express various aspie-related jokes and memes.

I chose a robot because-- well, obviously AS individuals can be a little less feeling and a lot more logical. But as Jhonny Five shows us, Robots can still feel.

Feel free to submit as many Asperger Syndrome related memes as you want, for your own experiences or even friend's. All I ask is that you be courteous to others.
~ Sunday, May 27 ~
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My friends (one NT, one dyslexic) keep trying to get me to go to club night at the Student Union, saying “it will be fun!”
Seeing as they combine people, loud noises, bright lights, warm, strong smells… I have my doubts.
(I did go to one once, it wasn’t too bad, but I’d drunk about half the week’s recommended amount of alcohol in one hour prior to going and then drank another pint once in. Then I felt sick. Alcohol does raise your ability to handle unpleasant situations, at the cost of your ability to not want to puke everywhere.)

I know a lot of NTs that don’t like clubbing for the same reasons, and everyone I’ve met at a club is under the influence. xD
BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. Still it sounds like you had too much in anticipation of this event? There’s usually a comfortable medium between “I’m going to hurl” and “Weeee I’m so drunk I’m not overloading!”I spent a lot of time by myself figuring out what my comfort level was so I could drink in public without getting ragingly sick. 
To everyone underage: avoid the clubs at all costs.

My friends (one NT, one dyslexic) keep trying to get me to go to club night at the Student Union, saying “it will be fun!”

Seeing as they combine people, loud noises, bright lights, warm, strong smells… I have my doubts.

(I did go to one once, it wasn’t too bad, but I’d drunk about half the week’s recommended amount of alcohol in one hour prior to going and then drank another pint once in. Then I felt sick. Alcohol does raise your ability to handle unpleasant situations, at the cost of your ability to not want to puke everywhere.)

I know a lot of NTs that don’t like clubbing for the same reasons, and everyone I’ve met at a club is under the influence. xD

BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. Still it sounds like you had too much in anticipation of this event? There’s usually a comfortable medium between “I’m going to hurl” and “Weeee I’m so drunk I’m not overloading!”I spent a lot of time by myself figuring out what my comfort level was so I could drink in public without getting ragingly sick.

To everyone underage: avoid the clubs at all costs.


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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
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flyingladylauren asked: Hi! I'm wondering if anyone else finds telephone conversations terrifying, and if making or receiving calls is more scary. I find receiving them more scary because I can't prepare.

I’m 24 and my mom still has to make doctors appointments for me some days. Telephones terrify me as well, and I can’t speak for anyone else but I think this is normal?

Part of the coping method in dealing with AS is finding things you can notice. I’ll notice if someone tenses their shoulders up because its obvious and its a good way to tell someone’s angry.

Telephone calls leave you with only one option; tone of voice. And I don’t know about you but altering my tone of voice took me forever and many weeks of recording my voice and playing it back until I could make myself sound different. xD

Unexpected phone calls would be worse as well, and again that makes sense! Everything about AS requires preparation for social engagements in order to correctly execute them. And no, you don’t HAVE to… but for me I doubt I’ll ever get rid of the impulse to not get hung up on because someone is pissed at me for a joke I didn’t correctly accentuate with a tone. xD

Anyways, short answer from me: yessss.


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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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~ Thursday, May 24 ~
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Mod note: I almost didn’t get this haha. “I get ship feel— ohhh” Shhh, I’m a wee bit slow on the uptake. This one is clever.

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Mod note: I almost didn’t get this haha. “I get ship feel— ohhh” Shhh, I’m a wee bit slow on the uptake. This one is clever.

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~ Wednesday, May 23 ~
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~ Tuesday, May 22 ~
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Anonymous asked: Have been following this blog for about five months and must say, it's one of my favourite places on the internet. As an Aspie, it is great to be able to follow other people's experiences and emotions on our condition and helps make me feel less alone or misunderstood or freakish. Especially when considering all the Aspie support pages on the web that are actually geared towards the parents of sufferers, not the actual sufferers themselves.

Aw thank you. c: I have that issue with a lot of pages and books as well.

I attended a conference a bit ago and most of the conversation was geared towards the same. Temple Grandin and one other woman I’m blanking right now lkjsada anyways. Two lovely women with aspergers spoke about more personal experience. But even then it was geared towards the parents. :/ Also the parents were all douchebags, speaking loud and shoving me. I swear klasjda.

Anyways! Thank you again. I love getting submissions and finding new gens. I also love hearing about how people relate to the ones on here. c: I’m really pleased with how well this blog has gone, and everyone who’s contributed to it!


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Anonymous asked: I need help. And I don't necessary mean the professional kind, because lord knows I can't afford it. But I need someone or something before I just walk into traffic. I love your blog.. it made me smile.

Aah please don’t walk into traffic. :c  If you’re interested I go to a sliding scale clinic, so I only pay like 10 dollars a session. I mean, there may be options other than the “200 dollars a session, oh you don’t have insurance? Lol good luck with that” xD;
I’ll respond to un-anoned questions privately if you like. And I’m glad you like my blog! When I feel upset I listen to standup comedy and it always makes my day a little brighter. I hope this blog helps in that same way.


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